What i think about women

WOMEN ARE LIKE CARS!

1)cars are expensive to get, so are women.

2)U must spend a lot of money to your car,which mean ,to have a woman ,u must have stable financially income and other assets.So are women.

3)Women wears Bra, cars also wear bra.(i dunno if we can see a car wearing a Bra in malaysia but in USA they have this instrument called BRA to attach at the front the car’s hood, grill and bumper as a wind and stone deflector.Please refer in the adverts section in Road&Track Mag or other US auto mags,like Motor Trend )

4)Women have menstruation (aka period)or ".Bila Masa Tuu.." ,cars also have menstruation.every few thousand mile of mileage, we must change the engine oil,rite?so the oil filter is the ‘pad’ or kotex and the worn out engine oil is…well, u know what..hehe.The good thing about car during their ‘menstruation’ is they dun have PMS like women.

5)Women wear skirts , and cars also wear skirts.They are called ‘Side Skirting’..u can see these ‘skirts’ on the lower part of body(below the doors) both side of the cars.

6)If women didnt wear their bra (whoaa!),they’ll called as ‘topless’.Topless cars is convertible and cabriolet cars or cars which dun have fixed roofting.(like Mustang GT, Proton Cabriolet,Ferrari and other sport cars that have ‘soft top’)

7)You’ll have problem with your women if u forget some special dates.Cars also have special dates to remember with them like service n maintaince date, road taxes due and date to pay the installment.

8)women also have ‘front bumper’ and ‘rear bumper’ like cars.heheheh..dudes,u know what i mean.

9) Speaking in biological term ,women’s anatomy is very complex and their ‘heavenly’ body system is so complicated to understand.Cars also have complex ‘anatomy’ inside their body.The engines, the torque and the transmission is a heaven.

10)It is not only women who are sensitive.Cars also sensitive.cars hate u if u treat them so bad like slamming the doors,driving so hard like didnt avoid the pot-holes and hard brake , wrong gear change for the manuals and U forget or never even bother to check the water for radiator or THE BATTERY

11)cars also wears ‘Make-up’ and go to the ‘beautician’ for some cosmetics like women.’Make-up’ refers to external modification like body spray,sport-rims .spoiler ,get lowered or even x-treme 3k body-paint art using air brush. If women go to marie-france or Mustika ratu for their internal clean-up , cars go to tuners like Putra and Razo to do some internal upgrading and tuning.

12)When something goes wrong, women start to ‘bising’ and babble.Cars also like to ‘babble’ and ‘buat bising’ when the shock absorber or the clutch plate r worn out and some body parts lose some screws..(like proton)

13)Cars are beautiful and women are beautiful. Cars will still have their beauty and value even they become a classic vintage.(Hey, My grandma or OPAH is still beautiful what?)

14) There’s a quote ,"..Driving a Ferrari or a Lamborghini is like having sex..".No further explaination needed.( I wonder if i can do that with my Proton) 

so dudes..u got to choose..car or a woman?..i think both play the same role..(obviously u can see that in any Motor Show.They stand next to each other ,rite?)hehehehe.

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2 Responses to “What i think about women”

  1. huh?!!!!!!!!!

  2. k-e…
    wahaha.. i like this post sia..
    actually,jason found your blog 1st.. he said its funny..
    though i dont agree with the indo movie part loo..
    hehe..
    blog more k..

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