Archive for June, 2006

What i think about women

Posted in Uncategorized on June 10, 2006 by Otak Biru

WOMEN ARE LIKE CARS!

1)cars are expensive to get, so are women.

2)U must spend a lot of money to your car,which mean ,to have a woman ,u must have stable financially income and other assets.So are women.

3)Women wears Bra, cars also wear bra.(i dunno if we can see a car wearing a Bra in malaysia but in USA they have this instrument called BRA to attach at the front the car’s hood, grill and bumper as a wind and stone deflector.Please refer in the adverts section in Road&Track Mag or other US auto mags,like Motor Trend )

4)Women have menstruation (aka period)or ".Bila Masa Tuu.." ,cars also have menstruation.every few thousand mile of mileage, we must change the engine oil,rite?so the oil filter is the ‘pad’ or kotex and the worn out engine oil is…well, u know what..hehe.The good thing about car during their ‘menstruation’ is they dun have PMS like women.

5)Women wear skirts , and cars also wear skirts.They are called ‘Side Skirting’..u can see these ‘skirts’ on the lower part of body(below the doors) both side of the cars.

6)If women didnt wear their bra (whoaa!),they’ll called as ‘topless’.Topless cars is convertible and cabriolet cars or cars which dun have fixed roofting.(like Mustang GT, Proton Cabriolet,Ferrari and other sport cars that have ‘soft top’)

7)You’ll have problem with your women if u forget some special dates.Cars also have special dates to remember with them like service n maintaince date, road taxes due and date to pay the installment.

8)women also have ‘front bumper’ and ‘rear bumper’ like cars.heheheh..dudes,u know what i mean.

9) Speaking in biological term ,women’s anatomy is very complex and their ‘heavenly’ body system is so complicated to understand.Cars also have complex ‘anatomy’ inside their body.The engines, the torque and the transmission is a heaven.

10)It is not only women who are sensitive.Cars also sensitive.cars hate u if u treat them so bad like slamming the doors,driving so hard like didnt avoid the pot-holes and hard brake , wrong gear change for the manuals and U forget or never even bother to check the water for radiator or THE BATTERY

11)cars also wears ‘Make-up’ and go to the ‘beautician’ for some cosmetics like women.’Make-up’ refers to external modification like body spray,sport-rims .spoiler ,get lowered or even x-treme 3k body-paint art using air brush. If women go to marie-france or Mustika ratu for their internal clean-up , cars go to tuners like Putra and Razo to do some internal upgrading and tuning.

12)When something goes wrong, women start to ‘bising’ and babble.Cars also like to ‘babble’ and ‘buat bising’ when the shock absorber or the clutch plate r worn out and some body parts lose some screws..(like proton)

13)Cars are beautiful and women are beautiful. Cars will still have their beauty and value even they become a classic vintage.(Hey, My grandma or OPAH is still beautiful what?)

14) There’s a quote ,"..Driving a Ferrari or a Lamborghini is like having sex..".No further explaination needed.( I wonder if i can do that with my Proton) 

so dudes..u got to choose..car or a woman?..i think both play the same role..(obviously u can see that in any Motor Show.They stand next to each other ,rite?)hehehehe.

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To Blog i will..

Posted in Uncategorized on June 6, 2006 by Otak Biru

i got an email from my 13 years old cousin,inviting me to view his blog.I wonder why a  13 years old boy  want to share his personal and this so-called ‘diary’ with total strangers? so, i give it a try as it is like an obligation to the family member anyway .Personally, as a 27-goin to -be soon, nothing much that interest me.Just his daily stuff bout Linkin Park and his latest craze of Fort Minor ,some story bout his hang-out place in KB and also some info on cool places in KB.(credit goes to him!)and not to forget, about this girl in school that he likes so much.So as a cool+supportive+sempoi+happening big cousin, i gave him a big applause in reply.Saying that his blog is totally awesome .  At least , we finally have a blogger in the family, after all these years of IT-abab-SAP netweaver -whatever boom era. and he, as a Generation Y, put  me and the other Generation X’ers in the family ,down to shame.why?.Because i only get online  for emails,jobstreet ,data searching(only when necessary) , and other minor and tiny click for pornos(yeah,,,pornos!) and YM or friendster.Im the one who supposed to lead the family from the ‘age of darkness’ to the bright side of IT.Trust me.i’ve tried.It’s not that easy to explain about ‘The Net’ to the Couple of Baby Boomers in the house; Mom & Dad.But at least mom got some initiatives to know,.she once did some few clicks and that was like 7-8 years ago,during the dominant era of ‘JARING’ and off course, WIndows 95.I remembered she had a hard time to control the mouse and her body will move to the front,back,left or right ,just like the mouse everytime she moves it.I didnt see her   do-the-click ever since.And the Big Boss; Dad.Still really not sure about emails.He heard about how email can send documents within a seconds and one night he asked me a to do an important mission: To Send Very Very Urgent Mail -In Very Very Short Time,n thru email .so I just replied "yeah sure, no prob.."and my mistake of not telling him more further details about email is identified in the next morning when i found a well packed envelope on my table.It was stamped with 50cent and nicely written address and with a note that goes something like this ,"..Abe, please email this letter to the address.Urgent.Thank you"..I tried the best not to laugh in front of him but it cost me some hours to explain bout how we should send emails and then redo the whole letter into a "proper document to be save in the PC" 

ok..now i start to blog.but how?and what to tell?